Ah Colin, I love you so, but please pull up your pants. I’m reminded of this song…
Lots of girls and lots of boys Lots of smells and lots of noise Playing football in the park Kicking Pushbikes after dark Baggy trousers, dirty shirt Pulling hair and eating dirt Teacher comes to break it up Back of the ‘ead with a plastic cup.
…Maybe if we throw a plastic cup at him he’ll hike ‘em up?
(but not really, I’d drop anyone who attempted to throw anything at that boy)